The pro-Game blogger Ferdinand Bardamu has a lovely new post up today, Women Don’t Get to Define Female Beauty. And it closes with these charming words of wisdom...
Ladies, if you think it’s unfair that we get to determine what we find attractive in you, keep in mind that it’s also unfair that you get to determine what you find attractive in us. We can’t help our dicks any more then you can help your pussies. This is the Age of Flesh, where the desires of the loins rule all. I don’t make the rules, I just point them out.
"We can't help our dicks!" cry the Gamers. So why fight it?!
Cue the soundtrack to The Wizard of Oz, and instead of singing "Just Follow the Yellow Brick Road," sing the phrase "Just Follow Your Penis and Balls!"
"Just Follow Your Penis and Balls!"
Come on, it's catchy. Besides, you won't have to waste any more time on Game websites, because whenever you need advice, you can just hum to yourself, "Just Follow Your Penis and Balls! Just Follow Your Penis and Balls!..."
4 comments:
Todd, please be aware that Ferdinand was speaking about attraction, not action.
Parody all you want, but do you deny what FB is saying? Do you really think that you have any sort of conscious control over which women you find attractive?
EPO: "Todd, please be aware that Ferdinand was speaking about attraction, not action."
TW: I can see how you might interpret it that way, and it's possible Ferdinand might try to use that as a loophole to defend his point of view, but having been familiar with Ferdinand and pals for a few months, they are very insistent that physical attraction and the satisfaction of sexual lust is the be and and all of male-female relationships. Hence, I feel pretty confident saying "just follow your penis and balls" is a nice 6-word summary of their dating philosophy.
EPO: "Do you really think that you have any sort of conscious control over which women you find attractive?"
TW: I would say that our values and experiences shape what we find attractive - both a conscious and unconscious level. So it wouldn't be surprising that a Gamer might find a slut attractive, but someone who has a...shall we say "refined" taste in women...might find a woman with classical beauty to be the source of his sexual desires.
Ayn Rand had a few good quotes on sex and attraction. I'll share one...
"Tell me what a man finds sexually attractive and I will tell you his entire philosophy of life. Show me the woman he sleeps with and I will tell you his valuation of himself."
I've written 40 blog posts on the Game phenomenon, which can be found here...
http://mustardseednovel.blogspot.com/search/label/Game
Ewwww, tot hose disgusting photos. But pretty damn funny post.
Thanks :)
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